2009/07/14

Morning Paper

1
the Fast:

Microsoft Corp. will release three versions of its dominant Office software that users can access over the web, catching up with products that rival Google Inc. launched three years ago.

and the Furious:

Lady Gaga tells The Sun, "I'm a single girl. I like to have a good time. I just sleep with the guys in the band all the time because it's easier."

2
找一個背影特別好看的人,當做早上的胡蘿蔔,免得爬不上近百層的階梯。

3
她回頭,不知道是看她肩膀上的閃閃發光的漆皮名牌皮包、身邊贈予她此禮的主管、還是吸引那主管的她滿面孜爽的揚揚青春。

4
柏油地上躺著一條厚厚的皮帶,像一條壓扁的蛇,鎖著主人疲倦倒地放棄的靈魂。

5
樓下BMO在透明的玻璃帷幕裏開會,站著自我介紹的那人長得和 The Office 裏面的 Tim 一模一樣。

6
最悲慘的是 - 像人妖,但不是人妖。

7
開會討論如何增進效率最沒效率;如同在墻上寫“天天有創意”最沒創意。

8
...... 或是,英姿勃勃,但是女人。

2 則留言:

Sp 提到...

Lady Gaga is hot.

Coco 提到...

just join her band it'll be easier. (she is awesome.)